KNOW YOUR MOOKIE!

 

More about me than you'll ever want to know:

HOMETOWN: Smell-Ay (L.A.)

INTERESTS: Bowling, Softball, Karaoke, Juggling spitballs on my tongue

FAVORITE CONCERT: Elvis Presley, 1976 (yes, I know...I'm old)

FAVORITE MOVIES: Pulp Fiction, Star Wars (original trilogy), Untamed Heart, Shawshank Redemption, Anchorman

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Boardwalk Empire, Shameless, Family Guy, The Office, How I Met Your Mother

MEMORABLE ON-AIR MOMENT: Having Dennis DeYoung of Styx come in and co-host the show

LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: I was the kindergarten classmate of 80s pop star Tiffany

COOLEST CELEBRITY I EVER MET: Reba McEntire

DREAM INTERVIEW: Bruce Springsteen

STRANGEST RUMOR I EVER HEARD ABOUT MYSELF: That I was dead

ADDICTION: McCafe cappucinos

RECURRING FANTASY: Marisa Tomei and me in a mountain cabin

RECURRING NIGHTMARE: Sleeping in and missing my show

DREAM VACATION: Alaskan cruise (with or without Marisa)

FAVE ESCAPE: Surfing the Facey-Spaces and Tweety-Pages

FAVE THING ABOUT WORK: Getting paid to goof off

TYPICAL BREAKFAST: Oatmeal, grapefruit & coffee (again..I'm old)

PRIZED POSSESSIONS: My collection of Super Bowl original-broadcast videotapes/DVDs

FAVE ROADTRIP FROM NORFOLK: Lincoln

GREATEST INVENTION EVER: The iPhone

IF YOU COULD LAY CLAIM TO HAVE WRITTEN ONE BOOK, WHICH WOULD IT BE: "Cosmos"

WHO WOULD YOU WANT YOUR PRISON CELLMATE TO BE? Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption

WHAT WOULD YOU BE IN PRISON FOR? Tax evasion

HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT PARALLEL PARKING? Don't be in front of or behind me

WOULD YOU PLAY GOALIE, QUARTERBACK, PITCHER, OR FORWARD? QB

FAVORITE DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE? Eva Longoria

ARE YOU GOOD AT DOING YOUR OWN LAUNDRY? Nope.I don't even know if striped socks qualify as "light" or "dark".

PET PEEVE: Closed-minded people


FIRST ALBUM PURCHASED: "Dressed to Kill" - KISS

LAST GOOD BOOK YOU READ: Penn Jillette's biography

FAVE LIVE MUSIC VENUE: First Avenue in Minneapolis

HERITAGE: Half-German/Mongrel mix of everything else in the other half

PETS: 1 dog, 2 cats

WHAT DO YOU WANT WRITTEN ON YOUR TOMBSTONE: Write whatever you want...I'll be dead, so I won't know. Have fun with it!

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: Mook, Sweater Boy, Big Ol' Lady Baby

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: heights, hard work & Packer fans

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: iPhone, Twitter, coffee

THREE PHYSICAL FEATURES THAT APPEAL TO YOU: Smart eyes, dark hair and tattoo-free skin

THREE THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1) See a Super Bowl in person
2) New Year's Eve in Times Square
3) Start my own business

If you are from a collection agency, this is NOT the Mookie that owes you money.

So stop calling...

JEDI MIND TRICK...THIS IS NOT THE MOOKIE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR....END OF JEDI MIND TRICK...

Raised within the confines of a traveling circus, Mookie lost both of his parents in a tragic clown car accident. He was then adopted and moved to Chile where he was raised by a tribe of kickboxing nuns. It was here that Mookie spent the majority of his teenage years sweeping dirt, bathing in mud, climbing in trees and trying to invent the radio.

Thought to be a freak, Mookie was drop kicked in the face by the nuns and was returned to the United States via the back of a donkey.

Amazingly, Mookie discovered the radio had already been invented and lived happily ever after.