Coolest Celebrity You've Met Or Interviewed
In person: Mellencamp left me speechless. Over the phone: interviewing Ted Nugent,
it was like being Catholic and interviewing the Pope.

Favorite 94 Rock Artist
Mr. Bruce Frederick Joseph Springsteen

Best Concert
Elvis Presley, 1976. It was my first, and ruined me for other concerts for years. I kept wondering when Def Lep or Bon Jovi were gonna blow something up.

Pick Your Poison
Beer. Any kind. Cheap, expensive, can, bottle, doesn't matter. MMMM, BEEEEER!

Hobbies
Watching any game involving a ball or puck. And juggling spit bubbles on my tongue.

Favorite Movie
Pulp Fiction. When I grow up, I wanna be Travolta.

Favorite Food
Does beer count? If not, I'll go with steak. So well done, you'll need a nuclear power plant to cook it.

Best Thing About Nebraska
The Big Red! And the hottest looking women on the planet. I've traveled, trust me.

Pet Peeve
People who complain and whine. So I can't tell you. Or I'd be on my own nerves.

If you are from a collection agency, this is NOT the Mookie that owes you money.

So stop calling...

JEDI MIND TRICK...THIS IS NOT THE MOOKIE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR....END OF JEDI MIND TRICK...

Raised within the confines of a traveling circus, Mookie lost both of his parents in a tragic clown car accident. He was then adopted and moved to Chile where he was raised by a tribe of kickboxing nuns. It was here that Mookie spent the majority of his teenage years sweeping dirt, bathing in mud, climbing in trees and trying to invent the radio.

Thought to be a freak, Mookie was drop kicked in the face by the nuns and was returned to the United States via the back of a donkey.

Amazingly, Mookie discovered the radio had already been invented and lived happily ever after.