Now, don't get me wrong. I like half-naked women as much as the next guy. But even I have grown tired of the fourteen, count them, fourteen seasons of "America's Next Top Model"....or as I call it, "Meal Or No Meal". This is the show that always claim that "modeling is so hard". You know when it's hard to be a model? When you're not hot enough to be a model. Otherwise, it's pretty rad. I'm sure Gisele wakes up every day and says, "I'm still hot, right? Ok...check, please!"

I realize the CW Network needs something to cushion the blow between "90210" reruns and wrestling, but has anyone noticed that after 14 seasons on the air..."America's Next Top Model" has produced precisely NO TOP MODELS? So far, the biggest success story is that one of the winners married Peter Brady. Second place got lunch with Alice...third place got felt up by Greg.

The "Top Model" girls compete in challenges that are completely bogus. Let's make this real....how about a challenge to see who can dust-bust an eight-ball the fastest, while thumb-typing misspelled text-messages?

The latest winner of "America's Next Top Model" is Krista White. You know, Krista White? Haven't heard of her? Well, stay tuned....you won't.

Am I missing something? Is there such a dangerous shortage of models, that we need to scramble to find more? I don't think we need to put too much energy into this quest..when at any moment, they could be replaced by THIS ----------------------->