I'm trying to start a new tradition at the 94 Rock studios: Friday Reggae Office Dance Party Fridays! That's right, I'm including the word "Friday" twice in the official name because Fridays are so awesome they deserve to be at the beginning and end of the name. "Friday Reggae Office Dance Party Fridays" will feature jerk chicken, jerk pork, jerk corn, jerk bologna, jerk potato chips, and jerk Nerds (the candy). Also, I'm encouraging everybody to wear Bob Marley t-shirts and shorts, even though the temperature's barely above freezing. No flip-flops, please, because that's not appropriate office footwear. Also, no marijuana-smoking for the same reason. And no actual dancing for liability reasons. Finally, no reggae music because it will distract people from getting their work done.

So if you're around and you want to stop by the first weekly Friday Reggae Office Dance Party Friday, come on by! It's going to be unbelievable, mon. (Also, please don't use the word "mon" at the FRODPF because it's kind of racist.)